Dear fellow Jewish people, I know you have all, at some time, been harassed by Black Hebrews in a public space, claiming that they, not you, were the true Israelites. There are some problems that can’t be solved by showing your penis and reciting the Shema, or telling them you’re a legacy at Columbia. No one talks about the need for a Peace Process here, but it’s a serious threat to security in several parks and subway stations.
But I have the best group of all. That would be Miami’s now defunct Yahweh ben Yaweh Church of Love, a messianic murder cult that, at least early on, demanded you produce the severed limb of a white person to gain entry into the inner circle. That’s not how I became acquainted with them, though. When I lived in Philly, from around 2000-2004, there was a stretch of post-football Sunday television that was up for paid-advertisement grabs. The Yahweh ben Yahweh group had a long informercial with a lot of bad computer animation, mostly of some Scarab of Ra-like sanctum with flames and serpents. The program had to overcome the fact that the man himself was in jail by that point, but it compensated gamely with a very country, very Jheri-curled clergy-like figure (not a touch of Jew to him) reciting the Lord’s Prayer in heavily-accented Hebrew. That was my voicemail for about a year.
The best part about these dudes, though, was that in their early days, they managed to indoctrinate Carter Cornelius of the Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose, who renamed himself Gideon (or Prince Gideon) and become the group’s musical director. He was really active in the late-eighties, but the crown jewel of his time with the cult is 1970-something’s four-song Let My People Go.
I don’t think I need to tell you that an gospel-soul EP made in mid-seventies Miami about the struggles of the black man, and how Yahweh ben Yahweh’s teachings would fix everything. These mostly consist of taking pride in being a “Hebrew Israelite,” shitting on pretenders, and some vaguely apocalyptic stuff about Yahweh coming soon, which makes little sense since he’s there already and they’re hanging out by the ocean. There’s scatting, slap-bass, sunny melodies, some cranky synths, and yet in Gideon’s falsetto and some well-time chord changes, real pathos. As the guy who sold it to me said before he played it, “don’t laugh, but seriously, this is a really deep record.” And it is, despite the dual signs of silly and scary that hang over Let My People Go (and constantly jar you while listening).
This is the point where I stop and tell you that I paid a sizable sum for this record, even though my copy has a huge water-stain across the totally awesome cover, and had some noise and blemishes at spots. I simply had to have to it, for just about every reason I take an interest in sound artifacts from the past. I’ve also wondered if, as with Amar’e Stoudemire’s trip to Israel, I occasionally identify glibly with these songs, perverse as it sounds. That is, until the next line, when I’m cast out as a devil.
Then again, I’m fairly certain that it’s the appeal of the prophetic tradition, and Old Testament ass-kickers like “Let My People Go” (the Moses story, not the song or EP in question), that provides my point of interface with the Gideon EP—and the point of contention. A brief history that I made up while trying desperately to get rid of additional surface noise and weird clunks that showed up after I cleaned it with the Nitty Gritty: from the fight to end slavery, right up through the civil rights movement, African-Americans have made use of these Jewish texts more evocatively, and effectively, than — and this is problematic — the culture to whom they rightly belong. Moses, not Jesus, might very well be the central figure in black Christianity for that century-long period, at least insofar as Christianity served as a source of meaning and metaphor in social activism.
That’s not to take anything away from my people, but we also had the Mishnah and Gemara, as well as a key place in pretty much every cutting edge intellectual movement, to take into account. Also, Moses ended slavery, and was reincarnated in MLK, but he didn’t do a damn thing to help mitigate the Holocaust. Or, to put it more delicately, African-Americans were delivered from decades of normalized misery. Jews were blindsided. There’s a difference between saving folks from an unjust status quo, and a storm of slaughter that doesn’t stick around long enough to make sense—and that, one could argue, could never have been normalized, unless the plan was to kill everyone in the world until not even Hitler was left.
But to get back to Gideon, who is suspiciously silent on the subject of the Holocaust: before some academics started advancing arguments about the blackness of Jesus, before Africa, Cradle of Civilization meant that everyone ever was black, there was this simple fact: if you squinted hard enough, Jewish religious texts belonged to blacks as much as they did Jews. Except Jews didn’t mobilize them in the same way, to address major problems in society and take up the prophets’ call to speak out (note: obviously, the very concept of critique is the modern equivalent of this, but whatever); hell, if you look at their respective places in society, blacks were the Jews, Jews just some other white people. Not surprisingly, this coincided with heightened tensions between blacks and Jews in this country.
So hey, why not make the leap and say “they’re missing the big picture with this religion and ignoring the power of their past. How are they, and not us, the heirs to the Biblical Hebrews?”
(Note: It’s telling that “Hebrews” is always used by these sects.)
(Note 2: Again, I am trying to get inside the head of a madman and the people he brainwashed. This is full of holes that open up and say “hey dumbfuck, what about Jews and activism?” or “a changing group identity doesn’t mean your history is up for grabs, and typology is not the same thing as identity”.)
So sorry, Gideon and Yahweh, I think we can both agree on a few things here. I like your music, even if you want to kill me, and we both find ourselves in cultural contexts informed by the same old stories—even if in my case, they are refracted, seen from a distance, and meant to be both translated and challenged. I guess this is where, out of writer-ly obligation, I say that this record is very personal to me—even if the folks who made it would deny me my birthright and wish ill upon me.
Of course, taking things a step further, as I always have to do, my attempts (note that) to clean this one up sucked me into the narrative of the record itself. As if someone had written the whole thing as a sketch for a comedy show with an audience of exactly me, an African American friend of mine was over during the whole ordeal. I sat there cleaning and re-cleaning, rinsing and re-rinsing, the Gideon EP, playing it over and over again to try and convince myself that I’d banished this weird, totally unexpected new distortion. I even got tired of joking that it only made sense that the Yahweh ben Yawhweh cult would find a way to torment me with its record, a record that I had once counted among my most prized possessions. At some point, my friend told me that I was brainwashing him, and he was really starting to hate white people.
That’s when it dawned on me: I was engaged in exactly the same kind of behavior that this cult expected of me. Instead of digging the music and whatever meaning it held for me, I was worrying about (possibly money-related) details. Never mind that, for me, fidelity is inseparable from the meaning of a record. I like hearing this clean, as if it weren’t produced by some shadowy group and hidden in a basement. That it’s got relatively high production values, or at least was done in a fancy recording studio, makes the whole thing seem that much more otherworldly; I want to hear this. That makes it a more haunting artifact, sure, but it also presents it, object-like, as a public statement that can neither suck you in nor bring you down. It’s not complicated; it’s a clusterfuck of the absurd and the explicative. Where it really came from only gets in the way of what’s really behind it.
But that doesn’t mean we should, can, or want to ignore its origins all together. That’s also why the EP is impossibly rare, and the fact that it now sounds like shit left me semi-traumatized and wanting to beat this record-cleaning machine to shreds. So thanks, Yahweh and Nitty Gritty, you are the combination that ruined my Labor Day and killed this blog.
P.S. I have plenty of records I cleaned but didn’t write about yet.
Here’s some video of late-career Prince Gideon:








